when u beat a game with a sad ending
I hate playing “never have I ever” because I’m a fucking slut
I hate playing “never have I ever” because I’m a fucking virgin
you will never know which of these two statements reign true for people who reblogs this and that bothers me
broke a couple of sticks of chalk on this one
im bout to break a lot more than chalk.
a disney princess movie
early in the movie, the princess/lead character in the princess-like role makes it clear that she is asexual and aromantic and NEVER wishes to marry ever
her parents and the rest of the kingdom respect that decision
But there’s this one asshole who curses the kingdom until the princess finds true love
so she goes on a quest to find some alternative means of breaking the spell and along the way meets and befriends a super cool person
they get their hands on some potion, head back to the kingdom
but the kingdom is already back to normal because the friendship she forged WAS true love
bonus points if the other half of the friendship is in a relationship, so no one is left with the idea that they’re secretly in ~romance~ with each other
"Vaguely Creamy" or alternatively "Something Vaguely Creamy"
That is all