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hot people are always hotter when you find out how nice they are

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when people say a serial killer is hot






#WHERE HAVE MY PANTS GONE #WHOOPS
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I am reading an essay called Male-Male Desire in Pharaonic Egypt (by Alex Clayden) which is actually pretty good
but
I just need to draw attention to this little gem of a pick-up line

Attention, followers: you now know how to write “nice ass” in hieroglyphics.
all i ever wanted out of life tbh
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sassiest-assbutt-in-the-garrison:
im not a murderer some of my best friends are alive
some

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i am so done with everything except my homework
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me trying to accomplish life goals
Hey look! It’s Moon Moon’s cousin!
A decision has been made.
WHO BROUGHT FUCKING HOOF HOOF ALONG
OH MY GOD hoof hoof…
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i want there to be an angel that descends from the heavens only when someone is being stupid
and the angel just gently places their hand over the person’s mouth
and whispers in a voice filled with heavenly beauty and love
“no”
ANABIEL
LOOK IT UP


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I love how jensen stays in character a little longer then jared and then looks over and is like “oh okay I’m gonna do what your doing”
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