1. portablemiah:

    American History textbooks more like

    Chapter 1: Introduction to White People
    Chapter 2: White Settlers and the Indian Savages
    Chapter 3: Whitey Makes a Country
    Chapter 4: The Blacks
    Chapter 5: Wars, Wars, Wars
    Chapter 6: No More Racism!: Martin Luther King Jr. Gives a Speech
    Chapter 7: The Modern Whites

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  2. fricklesticks:

    Anyone who describes a butthole as an “entrance” in fanfiction just makes me think “knock knock here comes my cock”

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  3. carpeumbra:

    kittengrin:

    kittengrin:

    carpeumbra:

    kittengrin:

    carpeumbra:

    Fifty Shades of Domestic Abuse

    50 Shades of Damaging Stereotypes 

    Fifty Shades of Wanna Guess How Many People Will Be Hospitalized Due To Flesh Wounds From Improper Knots After The Movie?

    50 Shades of Glorified Abuse

    50 Shades of Kidney Damage from Incompetent Crop Use

    Fifty Shades of Pathological Violence Due To Past Trauma Isn’t Kink

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  4. One of the things my sociology teacher said that stuck with me

    sixpenceee:

    sixpenceee:

    "They use celebrities and sports to distract you from the real problems." 

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  5. japhers:

quick painting of sorts
(funfact: in Tagalog we call rainbows “bahaghari” as in “king’s loincloth” )

    japhers:

    quick painting of sorts

    (funfact: in Tagalog we call rainbows “bahaghari” as in “king’s loincloth” )

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  6. teslaarmor:

    Me: Joins tumblr for fun

    Me: starts to critically analyze almost every aspect of modern society 

    (via funny-text-posts)

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  7. subwaywhore:

Can we all just take some time to appreciate this beautiful puppy that I met today

    subwaywhore:

    Can we all just take some time to appreciate this beautiful puppy that I met today

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  8. accio-percabeth:

    sketch-elf:

    A muggle-born’s sibling sends them a howler in the middle of the school year and it arrives while they eat. When they open it, all it does is simply scream “WHAT TEAM?”. Nearly all the muggle-borns shout “WILDCATS!” before returning to their meal, leaving the pure-bloods in total confusion of what the hell they just witnessed.

    I accept and fully support this headcanon

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  9. lemondifficult:

    "Haha! Americans don’t have free healthcare!"

    Yeah it’s actually a serious problem people are literally dying can this stop being a silly nationalistic insult?

    (via thisisableism)

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  10. hroakie:

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