1. photo

    photo

    photo

    photo

    2 hours ago  /  58,746 notes  /  Source: etsy.com

  2. bombing:

    savannahdewbs:

    bombing:

    every post i make is 100% serious

    "i’m going to fuck every volcano in the world" - Tumblr User Bombing

    every post i make is 100% serious

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    9 hours ago  /  21,772 notes  /  Source: bombing

  3. parents: *yells at you*

    parents: *screams at you*

    parents: *doesnt listen to what ur saying*

    me: *raises voice slightly*

    parents: HEY watch ur tone we did not raise u to be so disrespectful this is unacceptable I can't believe ur yelling at us like this what is wrong with u calm down

    13 hours ago  /  47,645 notes  /  Source: studip

  4. sneakyfeets:

    chapmen:

    literally wtf the fuck

    I DON’T USE THE WORD WIZARD LIGHTLY BUT

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    16 hours ago  /  145,440 notes  /  Source: chapmen

  5. buttspectre:

    why would you want to be an offensive stereotype for Halloween

    when u can be

    this

    image

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    19 hours ago  /  294,172 notes  /  Source: pinkhairedgoddess

  6. ultimateventist:

    charlesoberonn:

    If something is ‘old as fuck’ then it’s about 1.2 billion years old because that’s when life evolved sexual reproduction.

     

    (via geekerypokery)

    23 hours ago  /  112,800 notes  /  Source: charlesoberonn

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  8. greetings:

    if ur having a bad day please enjoy these puppies playing with their mom

    image

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    1 day ago  /  86,017 notes  /  Source: greetings

  9. person: get your license

    me: The Road Is A Terrifying Place And I Am Very Afraid To Drive

    1 day ago  /  93,866 notes  /  Source: unfauxgettaboo

  10. silversora:

    Allergies are weird as heck. You can snap a humans leg in half and they can recover but if you eat this peanut u dead

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    1 day ago  /  818,375 notes  /  Source: silversora